Total Medals Earned: 45 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 395 Points
Medals Earned: 6/8 (30/50 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
API.unlockMedal
Helped Strawberry pass wind.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (30/40 points)
Start the game
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/65 points)
Died!
beat the game
Kill your first victim.
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/40 points)
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
You looked at the credits, yay!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/100 points)
Elected as President.
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
The Pistol Party disappeared.